TERMS

1. WHO YOU ARE DEALING WITH

roastit.lol is operated by Shamil Bedru, trading as roastit.lol. Using the site or paying for an entry means you accept these terms, along with the Privacy Policy and the Refund Policy. You must be old enough to form a binding contract where you live. Notices to us go to hello@roastit.lol.

2. WHAT THIS SITE IS

roastit.lol is an entertainment site. Roasts and clap-backs are user-submitted jokes and opinions about software products and companies. They are not statements of fact, and publishing them is not an endorsement by us of anything they say.

3. WHAT YOU MAY SUBMIT

Targets must be businesses, products, or commercial websites — never individual people, and never government, educational, health, religious, or nonprofit organizations. Submissions must follow the rules. You are responsible for what you submit and you confirm you have the right to submit it.

4. YOUR ROAST STAYS UP

What you submit stays yours, but by paying to put it on the board you give us a permanent, worldwide, non-exclusive permission to publish it — on the board, in share images, and wherever the board is shown. Nothing here is ever deleted; that’s the bit. The referee can hide an entry (section 6), but hiding is not deleting and your permission doesn’t expire.

5. PAYMENTS

All payments are voluntary one-time purchases. Paying places your entry on the board once payment completes — that is the entire product, and it is delivered immediately. Payments are processed by Paddle, our merchant of record; their consumer terms apply to the payment itself. Our default is that payments are final and non-refundable. The exceptions — Paddle’s own refund policy, your statutory rights, and genuine payment errors — are in the Refund Policy, and nothing here removes any right the law where you live gives you.

6. MODERATION

We moderate at our sole discretion, before and after publication. We may hide any content at any time without refund. Nothing is ever removed in exchange for payment; the paid clap-back is a reply, and replies don’t erase anything.

7. NO WARRANTY, LIMITED LIABILITY

The site is provided as-is, with no warranties. To the maximum extent permitted by law, our total liability to you for anything arising out of the site is limited to the amount you paid us in the past 12 months. Nothing in these terms limits liability that cannot lawfully be limited.

8. COMPLAINTS

Rights holders and subjects of content can reach the referee at hello@roastit.lol. We respond quickly and hide rule-breaking content freely.

9. GOVERNING LAW

These terms are governed by the law of Ethiopia, and disputes are heard in the courts of Ethiopia. If you are a consumer, this does not deprive you of the protection of the mandatory law of the country where you live. Before anything formal, email us — most problems are faster to fix than to litigate. If any part of these terms is found unenforceable, the rest still applies.

10. CHANGES

We can update these terms by posting a new version here. Continuing to use the site after that means you accept the update.